Is there ever a time when you feel depressed, when you're too down, when you can't even get it up with a vingy, when you're generally out of order?

Well, today I have a spectacular show for you, a super spectacle, that as soon as you see it, comes out of your mouth a scream in the dark!

Yesterday was the day we welcomed May, the fifth month of the year. Because in case you forgot, yesterday dawned May Day.