01/05/2026
Today is May Day and tradition requires us to make and hang a wreath. So that's what we're making, the perfect crown.
02/05/2026
If you don’t fuck a woman from behind, you can’t get enough of her. You feel repressed, alas. So you stay half a man.
03/05/2026
You go to her page, you have the dirtiest, most lewd thoughts and suddenly she says to you, “Come on, act like you love me”.
14/05/2026
She is preparing a trip just for your party. A trip with her own plane, with her own agency, with alice travel.